I am only as good as the fastest Target checkout clerk. BOOM.
What, you too? Like I am totally fine and on time to make it to Preschool pick up and you pick the lane you THINK is the fastest ... only to have a cashier change out and you are now stuck with the "Russian Conversation Maker." Or perhaps you too are on a first name basis with Dustyn. With a "Y" #thankyouverymuch He USED to be the "Awkward Conversation Guy" but I'm pretty sure he got a stern lecture because he doesn't do that anymore unless I prompt him. Raise your hand if you know who the clerks I'm talking about are?
Sometimes, I'll pick the younger teenager girl thinking she will be quick and efficient. #totalfail While she might be quick, WHO IN THE HELL PUTS THE FREEZER STUFF WITH THE DEODORANT?!?!?!??! Then I find myself coaching her through the bagging process and suddenly I'm "that lady" that THEY talk about in the break room.
All I know is this. I NEVER pick the right line AND ... hell hath NO FURY like a Mama late for Preschool pick up. #justsayin